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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Then came..

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

No way

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Everyone loved it.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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